I always instinctively knew, that a constant supply of alcohol is a positive thing. Not only allows it to separate good concepts from flawed ones (also known as Wine-Test), no, it also makes you life longer than those puritans, who drink no alcohol at all. (Of course, as with all medicine, too much is still deadly. But medicine barely tastes half as good, doesn’t it?)

Well, of course all of this is true, at least according to the European Heart Journal